Obesity

Once adulthood is reached, Little Caesars helps young adults maintain weight through cheap and seemingly delicious pizza. 

(Though it is all a façade... no one remembers that it's gross until after eating half a pizza.)

So, people spend lots of money to try to fight the obesity epidemic, through gym memberships, personal trainers, surgeries, OR, in my case, a new pair of running shoes...  Which messed up my lower back/hips.  And now I can't run without pain.  How am I supposed to (not) enjoy my Hot-N-Ready when I can't run afterwards?  And the Rex Lee Run is on Saturday and I already paid thirteen bucks to sign up so I am doing it no matter what.  I wonder if they would let me run with a pizza box in hand...