My roommates and I often talk about each other's love interests, or guys we go out with, or guys who like us but creep us out, etc. But we find it hard to always keep everyone's names straight, so we started giving them all code names. Not on purpose; it just happened. We recently realized that we have months and months of code names stored up, so I decided to write them all down for posterity's sake. Here, I share them with you, in no particular order:
Motorcycle Matt
Little Matt
Ben Eyes
Templeton
Suess
Country-dancing boy
Freshman Boy
Blind date boy #1
Blind date boy #2
Suckerfish
BF-Ex/Utah State boy
Flower boy
Kind-of-held-hands boy
O-chem boy
Friend Zone boy
Satan's fiance
Jerkface
Hometown boy
Mission boy
The Ex
BOM boy
Peter Pan
Googly Bear
Mate boy
Rennaisance Man
Sexy Bro
All wrong boy
Army guy
Smelly good man
Brownie Boy
The Light
If you feel a strong desire to know the story behind any of these names, go ahead and ask. But most are pretty self-explanatory.
hahaha I love my roommates. :)
***EDIT**** I posted this a while ago, but my mother told me I should take it off. She said, "What if you start dating someone and their mother reads this? I wouldn't want my son going out with someone who gave rude names to people like that." So, to be clear, none of these names were intended to be rude, only to clarify. When you are living with four girls, it really is hard to keep everyone's baux straight. These names arose from, "Wait, who is Matt? Oh, the one with the motorcycle? Motorcycle Matt. Ok, continue with your story."
2 comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! amanda i love this!!!! and i do the same thing... hence Dumb Human, Crappy Retard and Crappy Gay... and there are other nicer ones too...but these boys DESERVED theiry rude nick names!! lol. please explain satan's fiance....im guessing he is a guy that is now (or at the time of the given nickname) engaged to satan. or the equivalent.
ps. YES i blog stalk you. are you happy??!
haha YES i AM happy to be blog-stalked by you! Actually, Satan was my roommate's nickname... I can't remember why exactly, but I think it was because she was so tempting looking one night. haha. that night a guy fake-proposed to her at denny's. we were all in on it and screamed like we were all excited... oh, the things we do to keep us entertained in provo. hence: satan's fiance.
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